HIGHSCORES v4.0
| Rank | Distance | Name | Level | Class | Date | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 9980 | TRAZ THE CREATOR | 14 | Tickler | 2026-07-22 | YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT TO KNOW |
| 2 | 5000 | Ste | 32 | Grad Student | 2026-08-01 | Presented an unworthy ass. |
| 3 | 4730 | Ste | 16 | Tickler | 2026-07-23 | goatsucked grundle |
| 4 | 4470 | Ste | 18 | Transformer | 2026-08-02 | fell on perenium |
| 5 | 4066 | Mandelbrot | 14 | Goat | 2026-07-19 | roundhouse kicked in the face |
| 6 | 3240 | Ste | 11 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-31 | |
| 7 | 3070 | blarg | 8 | Tickler | 2026-07-19 | fell on anus |
| 8 | 3030 | Ste | 9 | Goat | 2026-07-21 | goatsucked uvula |
| 9 | 2840 | Ste | 9 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-22 | fell on spleen |
| 10 | 2480 | Ste | 9 | Goat | 2026-07-22 | disemboweled by wolverine |
HONABLARY MENSHUNZ
| Rank | Distance | Name | Level | Class | Date | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 2475 | Bum-Fucker | 8 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-19 | SCURVY!!! |
| 12 | 2340 | Mork | 7 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-14 | fell on ball-side of assburg |
| 13 | 2240 | Dumbtard | 12 | Grad Student | 2026-08-07 | roundhouse kicked in the face |
| 14 | 2240 | Dumbtard | 12 | Grad Student | 2026-08-07 | roundhouse kicked in the face |
| 15 | 2100 | Ste | 8 | Transformer | 2026-07-20 | goatsucked buttplug |
| 16 | 2051 | Bloint | 6 | Transformer | 2026-07-19 | fell on eyebrow |
| 17 | 2000 | Goop | 8 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-19 | SCURVY!!! |
| 18 | 1985 | Bro | 6 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-17 | goatsucked snifftown ridge |
| 19 | 1840 | BRO | 5 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-08-04 | roundhouse kicked in the ass |
| 20 | 1840 | BRO | 5 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-08-04 | roundhouse kicked in the ass |
| 21 | 1780 | Ste | 6 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-26 | goatsucked anus |
| 22 | 1706 | Tanog | 4 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-14 | fell on ass |
| 23 | 1690 | Homsar | 4 | Tickler | 2026-07-11 | SCURVY!!! |
| 24 | 1614 | asterisk | 5 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-15 | fell on taint |
| 25 | 1500 | Thaddeus | 4 | Transformer | 2026-07-13 | fell on perenium |
| 26 | 1260 | Ste | 5 | Transformer | 2026-07-22 | SCURVY!!! |
| 27 | 1250 | Ste | 5 | Actuary | 2026-07-23 | SCURVY!!! |
| 28 | 1220 | Ste | 4 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-22 | goatsucked funny-bone |
| 29 | 1170 | STANKOOLA | 4 | Turd Burgler | 2026-08-02 | goatsucked iliac crest |
| 30 | 1170 | STANKOOLA | 4 | Turd Burgler | 2026-08-01 | goatsucked iliac crest |
PARTICIPATION AWARDS
| Rank | Distance | Name | Level | Class | Date | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | 1170 | Shakezula | 4 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-15 | SCURVY!!! |
| 32 | 1100 | Octodad | 4 | Land Squid | 2026-07-21 | fell on coccyx |
| 33 | 1020 | Arturo Ui | 4 | Land Squid | 2026-07-19 | lascerated by wolverine |
| 34 | 1000 | Ste | 6 | Grad Student | 2026-08-01 | SCURVY!!! |
| 35 | 1000 | Ste | 5 | Land Squid | 2026-07-25 | roundhouse kicked in the face |
| 36 | 900 | Ste | 3 | Actuary | 2026-08-08 | eviscerated by wolverine |
| 37 | 890 | Ste | 3 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-08-02 | fell on taint |
| 38 | 880 | Ste | 4 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-31 | snarlskratchbitten by wolverine |
| 39 | 860 | Meatwad | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-11 | eviscerated by wolverine |
| 40 | 810 | Ste | 3 | Land Squid | 2026-07-31 | goatsucked hair |
| 41 | 720 | Ste | 4 | Tickler | 2026-07-25 | fell on ball-side of assburg |
| 42 | 690 | Ste | 3 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-08-02 | SCURVY!!! |
| 43 | 648 | Monkfruit | 3 | Actuary | 2026-07-18 | disemboweled by wolverine |
| 44 | 640 | Lard-Bucket | 3 | Grad Student | 2026-07-14 | goatsucked uvula |
| 45 | 636 | Doinkers | 3 | Grad Student | 2026-07-15 | fell on eyeball |
| 46 | 620 | BUTTHOLE | 3 | Tickler | 2026-08-04 | disemboweled by wolverine |
| 47 | 620 | Ste | 3 | Transformer | 2026-08-02 | goatsucked iliac crest |
| 48 | 600 | Musk | 1 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-14 | goatsucked brain |
| 49 | 600 | Musk | 2 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-14 | goatsucked brain |
| 50 | 600 | Bloop | 2 | Goat | 2026-07-13 | SCURVY!!! |
| 51 | 580 | Whatsit | 3 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-20 | fell on perenium |
| 52 | 569 | Grumblecakes | 6 | Grad Student | 2026-07-16 | goatsucked feelings |
| 53 | 550 | Ste | 2 | Actuary | 2026-08-01 | SCURVY!!! |
| 54 | 540 | Ste | 3 | Land Squid | 2026-07-22 | fell on feelings |
| 55 | 530 | TRAZ THE MAKER | 3 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-21 | goatsucked taint |
| 56 | 530 | Yawp | 3 | Tickler | 2026-07-15 | fell on gooch |
| 57 | 524 | Humpty Dumpty | 2 | Grad Student | 2026-07-13 | fell on Ego |
| 58 | 500 | Goop | 2 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-13 | SCURVY!!! |
| 59 | 490 | Thunder-Thighs | 2 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-20 | disemboweled by wolverine |
| 60 | 470 | STEVEN MOTHERFUCKING COLE | 3 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-08-07 | chomped by wolverine |
| 61 | 470 | STEVEN MOTHERFUCKING COLE | 3 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-08-02 | chomped by wolverine |
| 62 | 470 | Ste | 3 | Actuary | 2026-07-25 | SCURVY!!! |
| 63 | 462 | Foofy | 3 | Tickler | 2026-07-16 | goatsucked crinkle tart |
| 64 | 460 | Cyclospora | 2 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-16 | fell on buttplug |
| 65 | 440 | Fapass | 2 | Actuary | 2026-07-19 | SCURVY!!! |
| 66 | 420 | steven beier | 1 | Goat | 2026-07-12 | SCURVY!!! |
| 67 | 410 | Ste | 2 | Goat | 2026-08-20 | goatsucked gooch |
| 68 | 410 | Ste | 2 | Tickler | 2026-08-01 | goatsucked brain |
| 69 | 410 | TRAZ | 3 | Land Squid | 2026-07-22 | SCURVY!!! |
| 70 | 410 | Scarito Bandito | 2 | Actuary | 2026-07-19 | SCURVY!!! |
| 71 | 410 | Skank-Biscuit | 2 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-15 | goatsucked feelings |
| 72 | 400 | Ste | 2 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-08-12 | SCURVY!!! |
| 73 | 400 | Count Cockcula | 1 | Actuary | 2026-07-11 | |
| 74 | 390 | TRAZ THE STINKBUTT | 3 | Tickler | 2026-07-31 | fell on uvula |
| 75 | 390 | Hi | 1 | Land Squid | 2026-07-13 | goatsucked hair |
| 76 | 360 | TRAZBRO | 2 | Actuary | 2026-07-31 | SCURVY!!! |
| 77 | 360 | Ste | 2 | Actuary | 2026-07-22 | goatsucked face |
| 78 | 358 | Mike Cohen | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-15 | goatsucked anus |
| 79 | 350 | Skankmuffin | 2 | Goat | 2026-07-15 | fell on coccyx |
| 80 | 350 | Stevenator the Fourth | 1 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-11 | |
| 81 | 340 | Sir Humpingtom | 1 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-13 | fell on uvula |
| 82 | 320 | TRAMPULA | 2 | Goat | 2026-07-31 | Buddhism |
| 83 | 320 | Jarup | 1 | Grad Student | 2026-07-14 | fell on gooch |
| 84 | 310 | Ste | 2 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-08-01 | perished elbow-deep in a Hallway toilet |
| 85 | 310 | Ste | 2 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-22 | fell on eyeball |
| 86 | 300 | TRASS | 2 | Turd Burgler | 2026-07-31 | goatsucked spleen |
| 87 | 300 | Ste | 2 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-22 | goatsucked face |
| 88 | 290 | Scarecrow | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-19 | fell on grundle |
| 89 | 290 | Bla | 2 | Tongueblade | 2026-07-19 | goatsucked eyebrow |
| 90 | 290 | Mewl | 2 | Numbat Wrangler | 2026-07-19 | goatsucked spleen |
| 91 | 290 | Arturo Ui | 3 | Grad Student | 2026-07-19 | goatsucked coccyx |
| 92 | 290 | Arturo Ui | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-19 | lascerated by wolverine |
| 93 | 290 | Arturo Ui | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-07-19 | fell on gooch |
| 94 | 280 | Whiteout | 2 | Actuary | 2026-07-23 | fell on eyeball |
| 95 | 280 | Jason from State Farm | 1 | Actuary | 2026-07-11 | snarlskratchbitten by wolverine |
| 96 | 270 | Ste | 2 | Turd Burgler | 2026-08-02 | lascerated by wolverine |
| 97 | 270 | Ste | 2 | Pimp-Cane | 2026-08-01 | fell on crinkle tart |
| 98 | 270 | Ste | 2 | Tickler | 2026-07-31 | goatsucked groin |
| 99 | 270 | Octoplops | 2 | Land Squid | 2026-07-19 | fell on Ego |
| 100 | 270 | Pigeon | 2 | Transformer | 2026-07-19 | goatsucked coccyx |